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Hello everyone
and welcome to our German Word of the Day. The word we’ll look at today is an absolute must. A must do for every single human being; even sexy Hollywood actresses like Kim Jong-Un…. I mean AND Kim Jong-Un.
And if you want to learn the language that people really speak, it’s a must have for you, too.
Because for today’s word, there’s a shitload of colloquial uses. Hey and speaking of shitload, that describes quite well what was I saw in the bowl after my morning number two today… here, let me show you …
I took a picture …
Come on, admit it.
A part of you wants to click it. You want to know whether I really did it. Well, there’s only one way to find out. Make sure, no one at work sees your screen though….
Anyway, today we’ll have a look at an integral piece of colloquial spoken German. Ladies and gents, get ready for a look at the meaning and use of
kacken
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Hi, ich habe tatsächlich nochmals prüfen müssen ob ich das Wort “ankacken” in meinen Texten richtig schreibe. Und dabei kam mir deine Website unter.
Genial! Ich musste so lachen, als ich das hier las. Echt prima für nicht Deutsch sprechende Menschen erklärt. Ich kack immer noch ab vor lachen :)
BTW: Im folgenden Satz hat ein G das K verdrängt: “Mein Boss hat mich heute angegackt, weil ich 1 Minute zu spät gekommen bin.”
Auch ein geiles Statement, wenn man drüber nachdenkt wie umgangssprachlich das Wort ist. Was sind das denn für Texte ;).
Aber im Ernst, freut mich, dass du hier Spaß hattest!! Und danke für die Fehlerkorrektur!
I love learning languages. :D
Kacken is not as foul and rough sounding as scheißen but it’s more crude sounding than the English to take a dump. – Personally, “to take a dump” is pretty dang crude sounding in English. It’s…solely bro-speak. There will definitely be no kuschelning with your girlfriend if you use that term around her.
“Nicht so lange. Maria hat irgendwie schon voll früh abgekackt.“ – There’s the colloquial (and very much figurative!) “pooped out” in English that could overlap here. “Not that long, actually. Maria pooped out on us kinda early.” I expect this is only in American English though…feels like something UK English speakers would look down on, haha.
The kuschel-example was definitely a bit of a joke. Most couples would not say it this bluntly, except as a joke. I think the feel is roughly the same as if your partner were to say “I have to take a dump real quick.”
Didn’t know about “poop out”. I’m sure I’ll start noticing it now :)
Haha, I picked up on the joke! I just meant that I really appreciate silly examples that ensure you will never forget words like kuscheln. :D
“Jetzt kack dir mal nicht ein.” das heißt “Jetzt kack DICH mal nicht ein.”
Nein, tut es nicht. “dir” ist richtig.
Genutzt wird es aber mit dich
Nicht wo ich wohne.
What does hinkacken mean please?
Hmmm, I would have thought you can guess that :).
Any specific context?
like to shit on? like to say something is shit. It was from a youtube video, not sure if i could find the exact moment again. Talking about the reception of a album i think
Okay, so literally it means “to shit there (directional)”.
– Das hier ist ein Museum, du kannst hier nicht einfach hinkacken.
But it can also express the idea of delivering shitty work. Like making NO effort and just being like “Here, voila.”
I would use “hinrotzen” for that though.
ah that absolutely makes sense. I think it was talking about someone who was releasing album after album in quick succession (like 4 albums a year or something) so I guess maybe there was the question of to what extent the quality was being controlled or if they were just putting out albums without really giving a shit about the quality….
For your example, “Der Kaffee schmeckt kacke”, I noticed that there isn’t a preposition/particle; including in the translation. In English, we’d always use a preposition/particle here, namely “like”.
In English we’d always say, “This coffee tastes like shit”. To get rid of the “like”, we’d say, “This coffee is shit”.
My question is, would it be wrong to say, “Der Kaffee schmeckt nach kacke”?
It’s not wrong, but then it means that it tastes like shit in the literal sense. So the coffee has the actual taste of shit.
Without “nach”, it’s the more metaphorical version.
Would this work?
Can you explain the expression “N Scheiß muss ich? I know what the words mean, but what’s the significance of the slang as a whole?
It’s a response to someone saying
“You have to do X.”
And you basically express that you don’t “have to” do anything.
Hope that helps :)
Ok, yes, that makes sense. I saw a ton of products online – stickers, tshirts, calendars, etc. with that expression printed on them. I was also curious as to why it’s so popular. It’s not one I’d heard until recently so I wasn’t sure if there was a particular reason…….
Thanks!
I don’t think so. It’s been around for decades, but ….maybe millenials like it :D
Funny, but in russian a similarly sounding word means just the same thing, but in a most literal sense: to shit in a restroom (hope I translated it the right way). And in russian, it sounds kinda clumsy, such a thing you would only say in front of your closest relatives..
And what’s would be a not so clumsy word? Like… what’s the most standard way to say it?
Haha, not that I can think of – it’s actually not so common to explain “why” exactly you are going to the restroom and how long you are going to stay there :D
Although if I wanted to specify the reason very much – I would say “I’m going ‘big'” or smth like that.
The only thing I wanted to say is that there is no word “shat“ in english. I shit, you shit, he, she, it shits, they shit, everybody shits, but to shit in the past is still…to shit. You had shit or will shit. The bird had shit in your ice cream.
Ich bin erstaunt das niemand bemerkt das.
Oh wow, this is a REAL surprise to me. I am sure I learned “shat” in school. I went to looking it up again, and one site mentioned “shit” but on dict.cc it mentions three options (shit, shitted, shat). So I’m wondering if it’s a regional thing? What area of the English speaking world are you from, if I may ask?
Thanks to your random article generator I’m 5 years late… I’m from the UK and shat is most definitely used e.g. “the police turned up and he shat himself” (could be literal or figurative)
Faith restored!!
I had forgotten about this comment, but I am 100% I have heard “shat” many times since then.
I’d really love to know where the original poster is from and if that’s some regional thing.
Thanks for clearing that up and great to see that you’re using the random suggestion tool :)
yeah shat is definitely a thing. Used the word many times. Birds have shat on me. The cat shat all over the place. Someone shat their pants. Someones idea got totally shat on. Would also be curious to know where the op is from and if its just a regional thing..
That said I think if you literally went to the toilet you’d say “i took a shit” or “I just had a shit” or “went for a shit” rather than “i shat”.
I think these forms with a noun get used more because there is something a bit grammatically awkward about using “shat” like this.
The form with the noun allow you to using the past form of the verb. I mean, it wouldn’t sound wrong if you said “i shat” but it would be way less common.
Shitted is not a thing as a past form of the verb.
That said I had a girlfriend from manchester that used to used it as an adjective… e.g. “you shitted the (insert noun) “… basically “du hast es verkackt” but I’m not sure if that was just her or a northern thing, she used to come out with all sorts of unique stuff….
I didn’t realize that “kacken” was a little vulgar — as another poster pointed out, it isn’t at all in Russian: indeed, it’s how you would speak to children. Is “Kacka” also a little vulgar? How would you speak to a child (someone else’s, let’s say, to make it impersonal) neutrally about defecation? Can you say “Kacka machen”? And how you speak to a doctor?
(For what it’s worth, in the US, the current children’s word is the onomatopoeically infelicitous “to poop”. With doctors once might discuss defecation and stool samples, though these days US doctors are extremely flexible about word choice.)
For toddlers I think the most common way is “ah ah machen” (and “pipi” for urinating)
As for really neutral phrasings:
– Ich muss groß/klein. (i have to take a dump/shit)
– das große Geschäft (a shit)
I don’t actually know what people would say to a doctor, but one of those two is on the save side :)
Never had trouble with how to pronounce “Schiße” because I never actually heard it pronounced, I learned how the linguistics were put together and just read it, never pronounced it “schizzhen”, sounds ridiculous and off. There’s not even an N in there. (I’m also the person who agonizes over hearing Scandinavian J names pronounced incorrectly, though, so I guess I’ve got an ear for it.)
Einkacken – 50% meiner deutschen Kollegen sagen “Kack dich nicht mal ein” und die andere hälfte sagen “kack dir nicht mal ein”. Welche ist richtig ‘Hoch Deutsch’? (Noch dazu, diejenigen die “Einkacken” mit Akkusativ sagen, sind meistens Bayern….hmmmm…*rub chin*) danke! Tolle Website!
Waaas? Akkusativ klingt für mich extrem falsch. Die Bayern mal wieder :D. “Mir” ist definitiv Standarddeutsch. Eine andere Sache: bist du sicher, dass sie sagen “nicht mal” und nicht “mal nicht”. “Nicht mal” klingt auch sehr komisch für mich. Der Standard ist “mal nicht”.
Alles Klar! Bayern ist schuld! —> “nicht mal” ist mein Schreibfehler oben….oops, sorry! Danke trotzdem!
I’ve heard it also with accusative before (though rarely). Kind of in line with “einsauen” or “einmatzen” (?) (I could not find that word in the Duden, so I am not sure I wrote it right, and it is probably a not very well known dialect word.) The word “sich (acc.) einkacken/scheißen” then means not the act of shitting the pants but dirtying your pants by shitting into them, which is about the same. Although I think I heard the phrase above most often in the form: “Bescheiß dich (mal) nicht gleich.” which is in line with the idiom: “sich bepissen/bepieseln”.
>”Irgendwas an dem Essen war komisch” …In this sort of context, you *can* still literally translate “komisch” as “funny”. Some examples: “I’ve got a funny feeling about this”, “The food tastes kind of funny”, “That’s a funny way to make someone like you”.
There are two words that take in a “kack” sometimes. I mean: “beknackt” (stupid) and “begackeiern” (to pull so. leg). So you hear “So eine bekackte Idee habe ich noch nie gehört.” = “Such a stupid/shitty idea, I’ve never heard before.” and “Ich lass mich doch nicht von dir verkackeiern.” = “I won’t let you trick me.” Is that because one wants to emphasize by explicits? Or do I see that wrong and that has nothing with “Kacke” at all and is just a coincidence.
Here some proverbs:
“Die Kacke ist am Dampfen.” = “The shit hit the fan.” (The time when everything is gone awry and all is about to be lost)
“Kack die Wand an.” = “Fuck me running.” (expression of baffled disbelieve)
“auf die Kacke hauen” = “to blow off some steam/to celebrate excessively”
And for a witty response to people who swear too much:
“Die Dinge, die du in den Mund nimmst, nehme ich nicht mal in die Hand.” = “The things, that you take in your mouth (say), I won’t even take in my hand.”
*vergackeiern
I recently rewatched the World Cup 2016 match between Germany and Brazil. After the German team scored the sixth or seventh goal, the announcer cried, “Was geht denn hier ab?” Could a theoretical German-speaking Brazilian fan have rephrased that as: “Was kackt denn hier ab?”
I would say, for a game, it is more the players or the team that “abkacken”. And announcers, like any other fans, are normally identifying with the team, so the Brazilian would more likely have said by the sixth goal: “Mann, kacken wir heute aber ab.” or “Warum kacken wir heute nur so ab? [curses in Portuguese]”
“Was geht denn hier ab?” is more an expression of surprise and disbelieve, it would also work for any other spectator here.
I hope I could be of help.
It would work better with “wer” because “was” sounds too much like a machine. But I agree with the comment of person234.. it’s not the most idiomatic choice
Just to make sure… if you as a learner were to say that, your friends would most likely be impressed. Grammatically and contextually it’s flawless with “wer”
Hey, I haven’t read a single article this week, but when I came to read this one it said I had surpassed my limit of 2 posts per week :(
Hey man, it’s actually 7 days. So if you read two on Friday, that’s it till the Friday after. I should make that more clear in the message. Sorry for the confusion and frustration :)
I just signed up to follow the blog. Super smart, funny, and useful. Great post!
Cool thanks :). Just so you don’t get frustrated later… it’s semi-free. You can read 2 articles per week (7 days) for free. For more you’ll have to become a member. Just thought I’d mention it so you’re not like “Was ist das denn für eine Kacke??” once you hit the limit.
“Kackscheiße” is the best word that I learned from Berlin graffiti.
I also like this one:
Slavic languages also use the Latin kack- root, with kacken now usually sounding childish and cute (as much as it can be).
Wenn es ein deutsche Wort gibt, das ich aussprechen konnen, ist es “Scheiße” :)
Gibt es auch Kack-Verben in den Slawischen Sprachen?
Kleine Korrektur:
-… ein Wort gibt, das ich ausprechen kann (nicht: können).
As mentioned, “-/kack/-” workds sound too childisch, so “srať” would be closer to kacken, maybe little bit more rude. But it would also work with kakať though (used by kids or parents)
nasrať – lit. to shit on; fig. to make angry (also reflexive)
vysrať – lit. to shit (the whole act: start, do, stop); fig. leave something be without success (reflexive)
posrať – lit. einkacken (babies/ too late at the toilet)(reflexive); fig. einkacken (to be scared)(reflexive); fig. verkacken (to screw up)
zasrať – to fart; to make dirty
odsrať – to pay for a mistake; to order to make way (obstacle/ person)
presrať – fig. to overdo; lit. to be on the toilet too long and miss something (like a TV program/class)
osrať – make dirty by shitting (birds can do that)
obsrat – same as above, but completely/all arround
Would be nice to make an articke like ou did in my language :)
Oh, and you can guess the language…
Wow, so many :). These parallels are really interesting, danke dir! As for the language, my guess would be Serbo-Croatian… don’t ask me why.
The PDF link is not working.
Ops, sorry. It’s up now.
Can you explain the reason for the following?
“Und, wie lange wart ihr gestern feiern?” instead of “Und, wie lange habt ihr gestern gefeiert?”
“Ich würde kurz warten. War grad kacken.”, instead of “Ich würde kurz warten. Hab grad gekackt.”
I’ll do a post on that soon (probably January). It’s a special construction which is part of standard German (though it’s more frequent in spoken).
Sweet, ich freue mich drauf!