The 2022 German Oracle (You won’t believe this…)

Hello everyone,

and welcome to 2022, the best year for learning German, because it is NOW :)!

Whether you’re advanced and you’re just refining your skills, or you’re a beginner making your first steps, or you’re hustling hard to pass an exam for university, or you’re relearning that old rusty German of yours. Or if you’re just learning it because you like the language… I wish you lots of fun with it and may you make lots of progress.

And I also wish you an even more terrific year outside of the German learning portion. And because it never hurts to have some guidance, we’ll just ask the universe to give us some hints in the epic, absolutely magical and 87% accurate German oracle :)

We’ve done this in the past few years also, and the oracle … erm… well, it totally failed to predict the whole ‘rona stuff.
So the probability that it gets things right this year is INCREDIBLY high. I mean, you can’t fail multiple times in a row, right oracle?
“Genau!”

Here’s how it works:

 

  • Focus on you and the BEST 2022!
  • Scroll down!
  • Hit the magical bell!
  • Say “Oh Universe, tell me on German, what I need!” (step optional)
  • Keep scrolling!

If your mood is right, the magical square will appear.

  • Write down the first 4 German words that you see.

These four (magical number) words are your spirit guides.
And it’s your choice whether you want more or less of each of them.

Are you ready?
Then start visualizing your bestest 2022…

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Ad:
McDonalds – I’m loving it.
Coming to your town in 2022. The McRib for $1.99!
“Even I can afford that” , Wojak

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Hit the magical bell:

 

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YOUR

2022

German

Oracle

Do you have problems reading? Click here, for a black on white version
(3% less magical, but still pretty good)

 

Share your oracle in the comments, and what picked for more and less.
Have a great week and I’ll see you next week for some serious German learning :).

 

Oh, prices will go up next week. Thanks very much for the inflation, FED!!
(Seriously, I haven’t raised prices once since starting and I have a lot more features now. Scholarships are still on the table though.)

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Anonymous
Anonymous
6 months ago

gehalt = salary
liebe = love
bett = bed
schlaf = sleep

KateMic
KateMic
7 months ago

Halt, Liebe, Sonne, Lesen, Hier, Ein, Einhorn, Lachen.. I know, more than 4. Just so happy I found some!

Anonymous
Anonymous
7 months ago

Hier-schlaf-Sonne-bei

Anonymous
Anonymous
7 months ago

schlaf, einhorn, liebe, bewegunds

january
january
7 months ago

Geld, Sonne, Liebe, Sex. Pretty much my day job, then.

Zenaide
Zenaide
7 months ago

regen, halt, sonn, lesen, hier, lachen, geld, wicht

Natalia Lassance
Natalia Lassance
7 months ago

Sonne
Lesen
Einhorn

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN EPIC YEAR

Mike
Mike
7 months ago

Katze, Regen, Ist, Gehalt

Marco
Marco
7 months ago

Gehalt, Deutsch, Streit, Weg.

The Oracle works! Awesome! My wishes for the years to come!

Lydia
Lydia
7 months ago

Schlaff, lachen, lesen: ja bitte! Stress: nein danke!

Eddy Hoffman
Eddy Hoffman
7 months ago

Geld,sonne,Gehalt,essen

Diana
Diana
7 months ago

sex, geld und einhorn. ich bin glückspilz!

Michael
Michael
7 months ago

Regen, Sonne, Liebe und Corona.

Same procedure as every year, then.

Anonymous
Anonymous
7 months ago

More:Geld,Sonne,lachen,
Less:stress,Essen,

Paul bissell
Paul bissell
7 months ago

Sonne, Einhorn, schlaf, lachen

calm-steam
calm-steam
7 months ago

Regen, Geld, Pferd, Bewegung

sgreffmn
sgreffmn
7 months ago

Lesen, Geld, Katzen, und Bewegung. Alle sind wichtig für 2022!

al252051@gmail.com
al252051@gmail.com
7 months ago

Halt, hier, Liebe, Sonne. Halt hier liebe Sonne!!

Ruth
Ruth
7 months ago

Corona halt! Gesundheit!
Natursteuer? It does seem to be a word, but I’m not sure what it means.
Is the only subatomic particle included the one that’s also cheese?

Zaid
Zaid
7 months ago
Reply to  Ruth

I think its two separate words, Natur is nature, and Teuer is expensive. Not sure how those two can join if they can though!

ZZZX
ZZZX
7 months ago
Reply to  Emanuel

Oh no haha

Zaid
Zaid
7 months ago

Hier, Teuer, Hund, Corona (Fine, this doesn’t count haha), Natur.

Warum ist Leben so Teuer? (And I probably butchered that, there was an attempt I guess!)