The 2022 German Oracle (You won’t believe this…)

Hello everyone,

and welcome to 2022, the best year for learning German, because it is NOW :)!

Whether you’re advanced and you’re just refining your skills, or you’re a beginner making your first steps, or you’re hustling hard to pass an exam for university, or you’re relearning that old rusty German of yours. Or if you’re just learning it because you like the language… I wish you lots of fun with it and may you make lots of progress.

And I also wish you an even more terrific year outside of the German learning portion. And because it never hurts to have some guidance, we’ll just ask the universe to give us some hints in the epic, absolutely magical and 87% accurate German oracle :)

We’ve done this in the past few years also, and the oracle … erm… well, it totally failed to predict the whole ‘rona stuff.
So the probability that it gets things right this year is INCREDIBLY high. I mean, you can’t fail multiple times in a row, right oracle?
“Genau!”

Here’s how it works:

 

  • Focus on you and the BEST 2022!
  • Scroll down!
  • Hit the magical bell!
  • Say “Oh Universe, tell me on German, what I need!” (step optional)
  • Keep scrolling!

If your mood is right, the magical square will appear.

  • Write down the first 4 German words that you see.

These four (magical number) words are your spirit guides.
And it’s your choice whether you want more or less of each of them.

Are you ready?
Then start visualizing your bestest 2022…

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Ad:
McDonalds – I’m loving it.
Coming to your town in 2022. The McRib for $1.99!
“Even I can afford that” , Wojak

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Hit the magical bell:

 

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YOUR

2022

German

Oracle

Do you have problems reading? Click here, for a black on white version
(3% less magical, but still pretty good)

 

Share your oracle in the comments, and what picked for more and less.
Have a great week and I’ll see you next week for some serious German learning :).

 

Oh, prices will go up next week. Thanks very much for the inflation, FED!!
(Seriously, I haven’t raised prices once since starting and I have a lot more features now. Scholarships are still on the table though.)

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