If German is just your summer flirt (or winter flirt or fall flirt), then this might be the right plan for you. But be warned: German gets sexier by the day… wow, I used “German” and “sexier” in one sentence. Weird.
6 months - 30 $
The price for membership is $30.00 now. Membership expires after 6 Months.
Unicorns usually choose this plan. They know learning a language takes time. And they’re bargain hunters. Seriously though … if you like this blog and learning German is more than a summer flirt then become a member for a year and save loads of cash. Well, okay… a bit of cash :)
*Prices are in US $
Do the different plans come with different cool features?
No, the only difference is the length of the membership. They’re lame like that.
Are there any other features besides full access?”
Yes :)! Here’s a list of what you
Read as much as you want – no more block.
Download the articles as a pdf
Take notes on lessons and articles and save them in your profile
Download the vocabulary as csv (for your flashcard app)
Get notifications for new replies to your questions and comments
Mark articles as read and track your progress over sections of the site
support me and my work here :)
A note taking feature for my dictionary is currently in beta and will be available to members soon.
Does the membership auto renew?
No, I don’t like people paying subscriptions just because they forgot to quit. You’ll get a notification before it expires, if you want to renew. If you don’t want to, it’ll end automatically.
Can I login on different devices?
Definitely. Once you’re a member you can log in on all computers in the world at once. Except for Chuck Norris’ computer. That one into you…. yeah, I know that made no sense.
Can I pay with my German/Eu Bank account
Yup. Just email me with what plan you’d like to have and I’ll give you the details (email@example.com).
Can I pay with Crypto?
Yes, I accept Bitcoin and ADA (Cardano), but it depends on gas fees if the BTC transaction makes sense. Send me an email and we’ll work it out.
Broke? Can’t pay?
I don’t want to exclude anybody from learning just because they can’t pay. And there are several reasons… some of your are underage and don’t get an allowance, some of you come from a country where dollars are hard to come by and 40 dollars is a lot. Some come from a country that doesn’t have Paypal or Stripe. Some are refugees. And some simply can’t afford it. Anyone should have the right and chance to educate themselves so you’re all welcome here. But before you go like “Yeah.. broke! That’s totally me.” – take a moment and think. If you’re “student broke” but you have enough cash to buy pints, then you can indeed pay for this too. But if you really can’t pay… waiting for your mail! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Is there a trial period? Can I get my money back?
Yes, if you cancel in time. Refund period for the 1 month plan is 4 days. Refund period for the other plans is 7 days. If you cancel in time, I will refund the full price within four days.
But wait… I could read two post on my desktop, two on my phone and two on my iPad, right? Right??
Yes, you can totally do that. And there are more ways to sneak in. But if like something so much that you jump through hoops to get it, maybe paying for it would be fair ;). (And if you’re really broke… email me)