News of 1st of April

noungenderreformThis post was my little April’s fools joke for this year. And since I’ve nothing new yet, I’ll just leave it for a few days :)… happy easter by the way… frohe Ostern

Hallo ihr Lieben,

so originally I wanted to talk about gerade  but then I was reading the paper during my number 2 and I learned about some really really really crazy news. So, over the last decade or so the number of German students world wide has risen constantly and is still rising. Slowly, politics is catching on and in early 2014 an initiative was initiated. As a first step, the Statistische Bundesamt (federal office of statistics) investigated German classes of all kinds. The resulting data was then reviewed by a group of experts constituted by members of the Goethe Institute and the DaFL e.V.(German teachers association). And now, after several months of intense debate a first draft for a law passed the first reading of the Bundestag – the Nomengruppengenusvereinheitlichungsgesetz (NGVeG).
Here’s the most important bit (translation by me):

“After a transition period of 10 years all nouns that are in one synonym group or belong to a semantic set as defined in §36 sec. 24b shall have the gender of the most commonly used member of said group.”

What does that mean? Well it’s what you’ve always dreamed of. From 2025 onward “das Mädchen” will be “die Mädchen”. Because it is a member of the group “die Frau”. Here are a few more examples from the sample list they published on their website:

  • trees:     “der” (“der Eiche”, “der Ahorn”, “der Buche”, “der Kastanie”…)
  • words for cars: “das” ( “das Auto”, “das Wagen”, “das Karre”, “das BMW”… )
  • words for physical entrances:   “die” (“die Tür”, “die Tor”, “die Eingang”, “die Pforte”… )

The draft is supported not only by the people involved in teaching but also by the all important lobby of young parents. A big study in 2012 revealed a significant correlation between a kid’s exposure to random, non-nonsensical noun genders and ADHS prompting a true gold rush in “One Noun Gender a Year “-parenting books and “single noun gender child yoga”-courses. Parents, on full alert, have been pushing for language reform ever since.
Of course the draft also received some serious flak by conservatives and the press. One argument that the nay-sayers like to bring up is the fact that  two compounds with the same base noun could have two different genders then.

  • “die Eingang” (group: die Tür) – “der Durchgang” (group: der Tunnel).

And one word can have two different genders depending on the meaning.

die Ausgang – the exit (group: die Tür), das Ausgang – the result (group: das Resultat)

Prof. S. Scheinhuber, a very renowned metaphysical linguist of the University Thübingen argued that it might even be more difficult to learn than before. But other experts claim that having a gender difference can actually help students making a distinction between the several abstract meanings of a word like Ausgang. Overall the pros definitely outweigh the cons and worried parents are definitely a force to be reckoned with so… I am pretty sure the law will pass making German gender much more intuitive and fun.Yeaaay.
Isn’t that great??? I’ll definitely keep you updated on the whole process and let you know as soon as you can burn all the study material you hate so much. So.. that’s it for today. Wasn’t really a word but I just had to share that with you. Also, I’d really like to hear your thoughts on this. Do you think that it’s gonna make it easier? Oh, and if you have successfully learned the genders already does it piss you off that it was all for naught? Like… would that reform be a reason for you to unlearn German? Let me know in the comments below.
In either case, I wish you a wonderful day! Or in new German… eine wundervolle Tag… because “Tag” belongs to the group “die Zeit” ;)

By the way… there has been another reform a while ago, with regards to verb tenses. It didn’t receive much media attention because it was about the Future 3 tense but if you have decent German you can read a full article here: Germany introduces third future tense

for members :)

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milos
milos

Omg this is outrageous i totally can’t beleive this is happening omg oh wait it is totally the first of april never mind then okay nice one :P

Nice try, man :)

Anonymous
Anonymous

You kill me dude!

Carlo
Carlo

wait a minute… April’s fool? or should I say Aprilscherz?

Bruno
Bruno

Hervorragend! Bis zum “die Mädchen” habe ich es völlig geglaubt!

Nikolaus Wittenstein
Nikolaus Wittenstein

So any delicious spreads for your bread can be any gender? (group: der/die/das Nutella)
:) Loved it!

JEAP
JEAP

OK, see you guys in 2025… LOL

Anonymous
Anonymous

Good try, hahaha…

Mary Lee Spitz
Mary Lee Spitz

Are you April fooling us?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Why not make everything neuter which would greatly reduce all the other associated endings that have to be learned? Why are things that have no gender assigned a gender?

Bruno
Bruno

Good idea! Let’s “neutralise” German. Das Mädchen, Das Mann, Das Tür, Das Eicher! I also suggest reforming the plural of nouns to make it simpler. Let’s make nouns invariable altogether. Das Mädchen (one), Die Mädchen (many), Das Mann, Die Mann, etc. How about that?

Corey
Corey

You didn’t read the full article. German now uses a form of Europeanized katana instead of the Roman alphabet

Kat
Kat

What the heck is “Eicher”??

Artur
Artur

Great news! However, I still don’t know how to feel about that. I have been studying German only for a year now and maybe for myself it would be still easy to apply articles according to the new rule. But my question is will it affect the native german speakers of at least current generation ? In other words will they be using those even in 10 years from now?
P.S. eine Tag sounds so wrong to my ears :)

Artur
Artur

OMG I totally forgot it’s April’s fool day! Just read all the comments , oh man you got me! I will go farther and say let’s just use das for every noun :D

Kat
Kat

Nice try, but a bit obivous :-) Also, make sure you spell “Lieben” with a capital L next time!

jag041
jag041

Zuerst war ich ein bisschen angepisst, weil ich die Geschlechter der Nomen bei den Enden gelernt habe. Ich würde mich sehr freuen, wenn sie die Ausnahmen verändern würde, damit sie alle egal bei diesen Regeln sind.
Aber das muss eigentlich ein Witz sein…
Freue mich auf nächstes Mal! gerade ist ja ein häufiges Wort, das mir noch verwirrend ist.

MegaMu
MegaMu

You are BAD.

Lucius
Lucius

thank you for your post. The verb räumen and its variants, is easy to understand. How on earth did einräumen come to mean to concede, to admit? Herzlichen Dank

happybomber
happybomber

This is the first one today that actually had me going for a minute.

andrewstahmer

Verdammt! You were once das Tor of all knowledge. Under the new ‘law’ you are der Tor of all knowledge :).

Kat
Kat

Which is kind of appropriate, because “Der Tor” actually exists in German – it’s an old-fashioned term for “fool” ;-)

cmalbrecht

German is confusing enough as it stands and now we’re talking about unlearning stuff we’ve put years into? Never! (Besides, by 2025 I’ll be 98 and probably won’t remember my own name.

Ruth
Ruth

The DaFL e.V. link is especially informative.

HUISH, JESSENIA
HUISH, JESSENIA

this isnt an april fools day joke, is it? it would be great if “Das madchen” really did become “Die madchen”. I remember my german teacher trying to explain this to us:

Students: “Wait..if “Frau” is female, why is “Madchen” neuter? doesnt “girl” basically mean “female child”?

Frau: yeah, It’s neuter. because apparently you’re a man from the day you’re born, but girls arent officially considered female until they’re women? I guess? I really don’t know.

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Craig
Craig

April, April, freunde.